Dr. Nathan Swailes, renowned teacher and penultimate cool dad has announced that he will be
leaving the University of Iowa to pursue a career on Instagram as a social media influencer. “My
time at this institution has been nothing short of amazing, but I have to put my dream of having
an army of med students pronouncing ‘capillary’ my way on the backburner. My Photoshop
skills have gotten to a point where I think I can take this social media thing full time”. Swailes
then abruptly ended his statement by making a corny pun, telling himself, “shut up Swailes,” and
taking a sip from his coffee mug while riding his histological horse into the sunset.
About the Creator:
Brandon Bacalzo is an M2 at the University of Iowa Carver College of Medicine. He earned his bachelors from the University of Wisconsin Madison and is a Wisconsin native. In his free time, Brandon enjoys a wide variety of experiences such as appreciating music, hiking, reflecting on the human condition, and making memes.